literature

Stereotypical Asian

Deviation Actions

Keloma's avatar
By
Published:
336 Views

Literature Text

HOW TO BE / IDENTIFY A STEREOTYPICAL ASIAN



1. They will usually have extrememly long hair, or short hair. (and it will be very layered, usually styled using Gatsby.


2. They will be hanging around other asian people, and probably speaking their own native language.


3. They probably are pokemon masters.


4. Will have dyed their hair at least one point in their life.


5. Either be wearing contacts or black framed glasses.


6. They order their clothes on the internet.


7. They will like hello kitty or anime.


9. Have very loud laughter.


10. Will have eaten any of the following animal one point in their life (dog, cat, snake, elephant, frog, bugs, etc.)


11. Will possibly have the following ( Xanga, Gaia, Bebo, Facebook, Myspace.)


12. Will have watched videos made by the following people ( Nigahiga, Shimmycocopuff, Kevjumba, Whoaitsandrew, and Mychonny)


13. Will like either heavy rock music or pop and techno (includes visual kei, and DDR music.)


14. Have made fun of someone in their language before.


15. They know a form of martial arts.


16. They know how to eat with chopsticks, and eat rice almost everyday.


17. They have been mistaken for the opposite gender before.


18. Have seen all the movies Jackie Chan has acted in.


19. Lives with their grandparents.


20. Have 2+ siblings.


21. Have played any of the following sports (tennis, volleyball, soccer, badminton)


22. They know what channel MTVchi is on.


23. Have eaten ramen before, and NOT the microwaveable kind.


24. Have dated another asian.


25. Know how to dance.

ahh just something i made for fun, haha and NO i am not rascist.

im asian too. ^^
© 2009 - 2024 Keloma
Comments19
Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In
woo im not asian and i lik/knoo half of the stuff :clap: